Oh dear, I've overdosed

On drugs? Beer? No, you know me :) What I have filled my veins with is: Olympics, Olympics, Olympics. I am so siiiick of gymnastics, track, and swimming. Michael Phelps is a hottie, don't get me wrong, but I never heard of him before now and I'm starting to hate him. As much as you can hate someone you've never met, at least. The "athlete profiles" are paticularly annoying. Of course, I could stop whining and just turn the TV off like a normal human being would, except that my parents (and particularly my father) are all into the comepetition.

At least during the gymnastics there's sometimes nice dancey foreign music. The track people just freak me out. They're not normal. Everyone should be sedentary and full of saturated fat, like me.

Hmmm, my father just expressed shock that one of the top track Americans, Jeremy Warner, is a white guy. Sigh. Dad, you racist ...