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Via A Saintly Salmagundi:

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Incense from St. Michael the Archangel.

In 1991, St. Michael appeared to The Trumpeter and brought from Heaven a tin container which St. Michael opened, and poured something into it. St. Michael the Archangel told The Trumpeter that this is the incense from the Last Supper of Our Lord Jesus Christ. This same incense was used continuously from The Last Supper, during the Passion of Our Lord and up to Our Lord Jesus’ burial in the tomb. St. Michael never left Our Lord’s side and continued to anoint Him and the area with this incense from Heaven in order to remove Satan’s influence from the plans of the Almighty God. Even Pontius Pilate could not change or alter the inevitable plans of God. Our Lord Jesus told Pilate so by saying, "You have no power over Me, if it were not given to you from above."

St. Michael has given this heavenly incense to the faithful in order to remove Satan and the devils from the location desired, or from the person’s home. However, if the person in the home does not wnt to change and desires to remain in the evil state that it is in, the incense will react the opposite. Instead of exorcising the home and people, St. Michael will remove grace from the home or location. And the incense will neither burn nor smoke.

The incense from Heaven is mixed with other incense so that no one will be able to tell which is the incense from Heaven.

Sure. Obviously. They wouldn't make things up on the Internet, would they? Especially not someone who calls themselves "The Trumpeter."