"I have it on good authority that me and my Republican accomplices are actually spawns of Satan; this sparked in me a period of interior reflection. Am I a card carrying member of a racist, homophobic, intolerant, facist organization? Below is my itinerary for today. You be the judge."
EVIL CONSERVATIVE TO-DO LIST
1. Kill a tree
2. Mug senior citizen. Steal Social Security check
3. Be mean to a little girl
4. Buy another gun. Name it Jenny
5. Update "Condemned to Hell" list
6. After dinner, time for some Warmongering with friends
Sadly, she forgot #7, which is Steal Money From Blind Homeless Children. And #8: Invent New Ways to Oppress Women And Destroy Their Precious Right to Kill Their Young. I almost forgot to do that today! Silly me!
Hmmm. I think I've used up my quota of sarcasm for today, don't you? ;)
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