Now, I don't go on vacations

Or should I say, I don't go on trips. So all the spring break talk that usually gets inferno-hot this time of year on campus means pretty much zilch to me. If I was going on a trip, it wouldn't be anywhere nasty hot like the Bahamas or Cancun. It would be lovely, lovely...

...Venice



Or just Europe in general. Mmmm, just think of hitting up every shrine on the continent. At least every shrine on the happy side of the crumbling remains of the Iron Curtain!